Description
More About the Fat Bastard Strain
Fat Bastard’s most famous trait, by far, is its mind-bending THC percentage of 38%. This concentration is exceptionally generous and can be found in very few strains.
The Fat Bastard strain provides vibrant and peppy vibes, but as a balanced hybrid, it offers a sense of groundedness as well. The offspring of Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, it first emerged on the cannabis scene in the late 2010s—and thanks to its extraordinarily potent psychoactive traits, captured the attention of many curious cannabis fans. In the years since, it has continued to attract praise thanks to its 50:50 indica-to-sativa ratio and off-the-charts cannabinoid profile.
Specifically, the high may include euphoria, a more vivid interpretation of colors and sounds, and an altered perception of the passage of time.
Dominant Terpenes in the Fat Bastard Strain
Terpenes are organic compounds present in many plants, not just cannabis. Various terpenes compose a strain’s unique terpene profile, each adding its own distinct scent and taste, which together, harmonize to produce the overall taste and scent of your favorite strains.
This strain’s terpenes include caryophyllene, myrcene, and alpha-humulene, which together compose Fat Bastard’s distinctive aroma and flavor. Many fans describe this strain’s overall essence as fruity, skunky, and slightly spicy.
Dynamic Effects
This strain boasts a perfectly balanced ratio of sativa to indica. This makes for a nuanced and well-rounded high that includes relaxing effects and sparks of creativity.
This dynamic duo of indica and sativa traits makes the Fat Bastard strain suitable for both daytime and evening. Kick back, relax, and let this strain’s balanced effects brighten your mood.
The smoking experience typically kicks off with a rush of optimism and an overall sense of well-being. This shift in mindset can, in turn, help heighten creativity, sparking enhanced insight and a more imaginative thought process. Over time, the enlivening cerebral effects fade, leaving room for a mellow, peaceful state of mind.
Chunky, Resinous Buds
The Fat Bastard strain is famous for its large, trichome-laden buds. Its flowers often have a sticky, resinous texture and an appealing frosty appearance.
Ideal Conditions for Growing Fat Bastard Seeds
Fat Bastard is a robust and adaptable strain known for its vigorous growth and generous yields. While it’s relatively simple to grow, being aware of this strain’s unique preferences can help you boost yields even more.
Provide ample nutrients: Fat Bastard benefits from generous feeding, especially during the flowering phase. Growers are encouraged to gradually increase nutrient levels, with a special emphasis on phosphorus and potassium.
Strategically prune foliage: Due to its abundant growth, Fat Bastard plants will benefit from regular defoliation. Growers are encouraged to carefully remove excess leaves, which can help improve airflow and light penetration. As an added benefit, ridding your crop of excess foliage will also help reduce the risk of mold, while amping up bud development at the same time.
Support for Heavy Buds: Fat Bastard is notorious for producing extremely dense and weighty colas. Use strong stakes or a trellis system early in flowering to prevent branches from snapping under the weight of its massive buds.
Watch for Humidity and Mold: Due to its dense flower structure, Fat Bastard can be susceptible to bud rot and mold, especially in humid climates. Maintain lower humidity during late flowering and ensure excellent airflow around the plant canopy.
Temperature: The Fat Bastard strain thrives in growing environments with stable temperatures of 70-85 degrees Fahrenheit or 21-29 degrees Celsius.
Humidity: During the flowering period, growers are encouraged to grow their plants in an environment with humidity levels of about 40-50%. These conditions will help your plants flourish thanks to the reduced risk of mold in the strain’s dense, resinous buds.
Cannabinoid Levels
Strain Overview
Genetic Makeup
Flavors & Notes
Fruity
Additional information
| Strain Type | Balanced |
|---|---|
| Seed Type | Photoperiod |
| % Sativa | 50% |
| % Indica | 50% |
| THC | 38% |
| CBD | Low |
| Harvest Indoor | 19 – 23 oz/ft2 (540 – 660 gr/m2) |
| Harvest Outdoor | 29 – 35 oz/ft2 (810 – 990 gr/m2) |
| Yield Category | Very Heavy |
| Flowering Time | Long (70-90 Days) |
| Height (in) | 50-70 inches |
| Effects | Euphoric, Relaxing |
| Flavor | Fruity |
| Best Time of Use | Anytime |
Strain Details
| Strain Type | Balanced |
|---|---|
| Seed Type | Photoperiod |
| % Sativa | 50% |
| % Indica | 50% |
| THC | 38% |
| CBD | Low |
| Harvest Indoor | 19 – 23 oz/ft2 (540 – 660 gr/m2) |
| Harvest Outdoor | 29 – 35 oz/ft2 (810 – 990 gr/m2) |
| Yield Category | Very Heavy |
| Flowering Time | Long (70-90 Days) |
| Height (in) | 50-70 inches |
| Effects | Euphoric, Relaxing |
| Flavor | Fruity |
| Best Time of Use | Anytime |
Customer Reviews
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ravenMedina (verified owner)
Picked up Fat Bastard for the first time last Thursday and I’m still thinking about how good it was. That earthy sweet smell when you crack the bag open is something else entirely. High was perfect for a quiet night in.
slothscript_63 (verified owner)
I’m not usually drawn to very heavy strains but I was having a particularly bad pain day and needed something serious. Fat Bastard was serious. The relief was significant and the experience was genuinely enjoyable despite everything.
sparkQuiet (verified owner)
Had the worst day of the month yesterday. Traffic, work drama, a fight with a friend, everything going wrong at once. Came home and smoked some Fat Bastard and suddenly nothing felt catastrophic anymore. Sometimes that’s just what you need.
owlCobalt (verified owner)
Fat Bastard has become my unofficial mascot strain. It’s just so perfectly named and perfectly executed. Big heavy high, big heavy relaxation, everything you want when you’re ready to be done for the day.
writing_circuit91 (verified owner)
Fat Bastard is my Friday ritual. Week is done, responsibilities are handled, now it’s time to properly decompress. Nothing else in my rotation marks that transition as effectively or as pleasantly.
Joaquin Rivera (verified owner)
This strain is the most consistently excellent heavy indica I’ve tried in a long time. Every bag has been exactly what I expected. That reliability is worth paying for and I happily do.
marioCoach (verified owner)
First time trying this one and I’m impressed. Hits smooth, tastes earthy with a bit of diesel on the exhale, and the body relaxation is top notch. My back pain was basically gone for the whole evening.
jake_forge (verified owner)
Fat Bastard has become a staple in my household. My partner and I keep it stocked alongside the other essentials. Coffee, tea, Fat Bastard. The non-negotiables.
EagleRavi63 (verified owner)
Fat Bastard is excellent in a pipe, excellent in a bong, great rolled up too. Really versatile in how it smokes and the flavor holds up across different methods. That kind of consistency is what I look for in a quality strain.
ironCondor (verified owner)
Stopped in to grab something mellow for the weekend and the budtender sold me on Fat Bastard. Glad she did. Very smooth, very relaxing, and the high lasted a solid three to four hours. Great bang for your buck.