Description
More About Our Grease Monkey Seeds And How To Grow Them
Grease Monkey seeds grow into massively tall plants with large buds and long leaves. Initially, you may think that because this strain has a massive THC content that it won’t have a desirable flavor and aroma profile. You are sorely mistaken. This strain offers a complex and unique flavor and aroma profile that stands out. The creamy vanilla flavor and dank diesel aroma are well-balanced so that neither the scent nor the taste is too overwhelming. The sweetness sits on the tongue long after you have taken your first hit, and that flavor evolves into an earthy and peppery taste that is unlike anything you have ever enjoyed before or since. The aroma is dank and pungent with notes of diesel that fill the air as soon as you break up the buds. You don’t even need to ignite the flower to enjoy the aroma. A strong aroma is usually a precursor to a strong bud, and Grease Monkey is proof of that fact.
Dominant Terpenes in Grease Monkey
Grease Monkey’s sweet vanilla taste and earthy and pungent aroma are created by its dominant terpenes. Its terpene profile is what gives the strain its specific flavors and scents, like nuts and grapes. The science behind this strain is unique, and a better understanding of the genetics of the plant can help you choose the right flavor notes and aromas for your tastes. This strain features Myrcene, which gives it an earthy and herbal flavor and scent. Limonene adds the citrus flavors that are the most prominent tastes of this strain. The third most dominant terpene in this strain is Caryophyllene, which is known for having a spicy and peppery taste and smell. You can find this terpene in abundance in black pepper, cinnamon, and cannabis plants.
Calming Euphoria
The Indica-dominant Grease Monkey strain features more physical effects than mental effects, as the strain is mostly Indica, with 30% of its makeup being Sativa, meaning that the physical effects are the main attraction of this bud. You will most likely feel a euphoric head high as your mind begins to wander. The buzz will work its way down your body and into your limbs, relaxing you to your core. The calm, chill vibes you get from enjoying this bud will help even the most stubborn sleepers find a good night’s rest. If you are looking for a solid wake-and-bake strain, then you should search elsewhere, as this strain has the potential to put you into couch-lock for hours, ending in a solid sleep that can put even the heaviest insomniacs to bed.
Huge Harvests
The Grease Monkey strain of cannabis grows into potent and powerful buds that are stronger than most comparable strains. The yields of this strain are above average, and it takes less time to grow than other similar strains. If you are growing your cannabis indoors, you can expect to harvest around 500 grams per square meter. If you grow your bud outdoors, then you can anticipate harvesting nearly 600 grams per plant. It takes about 55-65 days to complete flowering if you grow your plants indoors. If you were to plant your seeds in late Spring, you should be ready to harvest around the middle of October. Dialing in the proper conditions indoors will ensure a healthy harvest of delicious buds. Growing this strain outdoors requires a bit more maintenance, but if you get the right weather, sunlight, and fresh air, then you should harvest big, bountiful buds.
Ideal Conditions For Growing Grease Monkey Seeds
Grease Monkey cannabis can be grown by intermediate-level growers. This strain grows tall, so it requires ample space to grow, whether it is grown indoors or outdoors. This strain can reach more than 6 feet tall when grown outdoors in ideal conditions. This strain performs better indoors than outdoors, but will grow like an indoor plant if you have access to greenhouse growing conditions. While some cultivators prefer to grow in natural sunlight and fresh air, others prefer the more predictable, controlled environment of growing indoors. Ideally, the temperature should be between 70-80 degrees Fahrenheit, with relative humidity between 30-50%. If your local weather is similar to these conditions, your crop will perform well outdoors. However, setting up your grow inside ensures that the right temperature and humidity are reached every single day. Because Grease Monkey plants are naturally taller than most other plants, you will need to top them and trim the buds at the very top of the plant so they don’t become unmanageable. If you are growing indoors, you will need to limit the height of these plants so your grow lights don’t burn the leaves and buds at the top of your plants.
Cannabinoid Levels
Strain Overview
Genetic Makeup
Flavors & Notes
Earthy
Vanilla
Additional information
| Strain Type | Indica |
|---|---|
| Seed Type | Photoperiod |
| % Sativa | 30% |
| % Indica | 70% |
| THC | 28% |
| CBD | Low |
| Harvest Indoor | 13 – 15 oz/ft2 (360 – 440 gr/m2) |
| Harvest Outdoor | 16 – 20 oz/ft2 (450 – 550 gr/m2) |
| Yield Category | Heavy |
| Flowering Time | Average (50-65 Days) |
| Height (in) | 50-70 inches |
| Effects | Euphoric, Relaxing |
| Flavor | Earthy |
| Best Time of Use | Anytime |
Strain Details
| Strain Type | Indica |
|---|---|
| Seed Type | Photoperiod |
| % Sativa | 30% |
| % Indica | 70% |
| THC | 28% |
| CBD | Low |
| Harvest Indoor | 13 – 15 oz/ft2 (360 – 440 gr/m2) |
| Harvest Outdoor | 16 – 20 oz/ft2 (450 – 550 gr/m2) |
| Yield Category | Heavy |
| Flowering Time | Average (50-65 Days) |
| Height (in) | 50-70 inches |
| Effects | Euphoric, Relaxing |
| Flavor | Earthy |
| Best Time of Use | Anytime |
Customer Reviews
4.6
99.3% Recommended (138 of 139)
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PancakeDanielle82 (verified owner)
Grease Monkey is simply one of the best heavy hybrids available. It does everything you want from this category of cannabis with quality and consistency that’s hard to match. A genuinely excellent strain that deserves every good review it receives.
Paloma Gallagher (verified owner)
Grease Monkey paired with a really good meal is one of life’s underrated pleasures. The flavor of the strain complements savory food really well and the high makes eating feel like an event.
golfing-tea (verified owner)
This strain is my insomnia solution. I’ve tried so many things and nothing has been as consistently effective as Grease Monkey for getting me to sleep and keeping me there through the night.
Nexus_Michelle (verified owner)
Grease Monkey is the strain that made me stop experimenting and settle on a regular rotation. I kept trying new things looking for something better and eventually accepted that this is one of the best and stopped looking.
allenSouth (verified owner)
Grease Monkey is my Friday night strain without question. End of the week, nothing to prove, nowhere to be. The combination of diesel funk and deep relaxation is exactly what that moment calls for.
bold93 (verified owner)
I grow my own and Grease Monkey is one of the strains I’ve prioritized learning to cultivate properly because the quality in commercially grown versions is so high it deserves that respect.
espresso_mist (verified owner)
Really deep body stone that stays comfortable and grounded the whole way through. No uncomfortable intensity, no weird mental turns. Just a long smooth journey into really thorough relaxation.
Ashley_Coffee92 (verified owner)
Really impressive genetics. The combination of earthy funk, diesel, and that creamy sweetness is complex and interesting without being fussy. This is a strain with real character.
dancing_golfing87 (verified owner)
Top-tier heavy indica. The flavor complexity puts it in a different league and the effects completely live up to the reputation. Clear your evening and enjoy every minute of it!
Prescott C.O. (verified owner)
Grease Monkey has a personality that most heavy indicas lack. The vanilla-diesel terpene combination is unexpected and works. Evening only.